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Posts Categorized: Freedom
The Freedom to Eat Yourself
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Are Supermodels Our New Spiritual Leaders?
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Food is Obsolete
Every Sunday, I cut off my cuticles with a razor and swallow them. I don’t eat anything else all week. Self-cannibalism taught me that I can live without food, and be happier then ever before! Before self-cannibalism I was an overweight slob with no life prospects or savings; but with all the time and money
Breakthrough Discovery at Eat Yourself Labs!
For over 10,000 years, mankind’s has been an unknowing host to the most treacherous virus ever to exist. Ophidian 8 has single-handedly transformed the human race into slaves with one singular purpose: to consume. Ophidian 8 disrupts the biological processes of inedia, and dooms the host to become a slave to food and drink for… Read more »